August 22, 2008

Late-night conversations...

Me: Honey... honey... HONEY!

Tom: [Snorts] Huh?

Me: Roll over, please.

Tom: [Silence]

Me: Roll over!

Tom: Why?

Me: Because you're snoring...

Tom: [after another minute of just laying there]
I don't think so...

Now why on earth would I wake you up in the middle of the night and demand you roll over if you aren't snoring?!!! He finally did roll over, but then the snoring level reached a new depth and level.


1 comment:

Lorrie Veasey said...

Try pinching his nostrils together next time. usually after they accuse you of trying to kill them in their sleep they make more of an effort to mouth breathe.