Me: Honey... honey... HONEY!
Tom: [Snorts] Huh?
Me: Roll over, please.
Tom: [Silence]
Me: Roll over!
Tom: Why?
Me: Because you're snoring...
Tom: [after another minute of just laying there]
I don't think so...
Now why on earth would I wake you up in the middle of the night and demand you roll over if you aren't snoring?!!! He finally did roll over, but then the snoring level reached a new depth and level.
Ugghh!
1 comment:
Try pinching his nostrils together next time. usually after they accuse you of trying to kill them in their sleep they make more of an effort to mouth breathe.
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